“Book Descriptions: When Denise is captured by a policeman on her first day of school and kicked off the bus for having crabs, little does she know that it will be the beginning of a hilarious romp through life. Will she and her family survive a mysterious UFO encounter, deadly gas, ghostly goings-on, a cataclysmic quake, Cockney clowns and a gypsy curse? Join Denise on her misadventures from childhood to adulthood, through her home country of New Zealand to Fiji, Thailand, Australia, Europe and America. Written with her customary wicked humour, and proving that true life really is funnier than fiction, the stories provide a cautionary tale for anyone planning to travel with Denise—don’t do it!
Travels with Denise is a comedy memoir chronicling a lifetime of humorous misadventures and is perfect for fans of Bill Bryson, George Mahood and Tony James Slater.” DRIVE
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