The Learning Hours (How to Date a Douchebag, #3)
(By Sara Ney)
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MY FRIENDS WANT ME TO GET LAID.
So much so that they plastered my ugly mug all over campus, in bold printed
Are you the lucky lady who's going to break our roommate's cherry?
socially awkward man with average-sized penis looking for willing sexual partner. must have a pulse. He will reciprakate with oral. Text him 555-254-5551
The morons can't even spell. And the texts I've been receiving are what wet dreams are made of. But I'm not like these douchebags, no matter how hard they try to turn me into one.
THIS ISN'T THE KIND OF ATTENTION I WANT.
One text stands out from hundreds. One number I can't bring myself to block. She seems different. Hotter, even in black and white.
However, after seeing her in person, I know she's not the girl for me. But my friends won't let up--they just don't get it. Douchebags or not, there's one thing they'll never GIRLS DON'T WANT ME.
Especially her.”
