Oare ce zic melcii când zboară

(By Adrian Voicu)

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Author Adrian Voicu

“Book Descriptions: "What do snails say when they fly?" is a series of humorous stories written in the first person. The protagonists (the mother - the better half, the child - the Particle Accelerator and the father) seek to enjoy family life in particular and daily life in general as much as possible, alongside other characters with which they sporadically cross paths with everyday life.

“Some time ago, the Particle Accelerator discovered chewing gum.

He did a few sessions with my better half, then came to me to teach me what and how.

- Daddy, he began with the instructions, take care that the chewing gum is chewed, not swallowed, only the taste is swallowed, the chewing gum must be spat out into the basket.

- Aaa, I answered ignorantly, just the taste... Listen, but if I swallow the chewing gum, what happens, do I die?

The Particle Accelerator thinks for two seconds, then says seriously:

- No, you're not dying, but I think you're going to pump your ass up."”