“Book Descriptions: The juvenile humor of this book will appeal to only the basest and most immature readers and is virtually guaranteed to repel and offend anyone over the age of sixteen. It is also wildly inappropriate for anyone under the age of twelve. But if you are a boy between the ages of twelve and sixteen (or maybe just think like one) then hey, knock yourself out.
"This book is disgusting, I want nothing to do with it." -- my son's sixth grade teacher.
"You ought to be ashamed of yourself." -- old lady in parking lot.
"Don't use your name and don't tell any of my friends." -- my mother.
"..." -- twelve-year-old boy. (He couldn't speak. He was too busy laughing.)” DRIVE
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